Before Wedding -
"you are my heart, you are my love"
 After Wedding -
"you get on my nerve."

 Before Wedding -
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After Wedding -
"you are worse than godzila. "

Before Wedding -
Roses are red, violets are blue
Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After Wedding -
Roses are dead, I am blue
You get on my head, I will sue you

Before Wedding -
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding -
You want to go, he says Nanti-la

Before Wedding -
She enjoys his looks
After Wedding -
She enjoys his cheque book

Before Wedding -
Shopping at Sogo,
After Wedding -
Shopping at Pasar Raya

Before Wedding -
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After Wedding -
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before Wedding -
Weekends at Resor Tampak Siring
After Wedding -
Furthest you go is Wisma Tampak Miring

Before Wedding -
He opens the car door
After Wedding -
He opens his mouth and snores

 Before Wedding -
She / he was your ideal
 After Wedding -
She / he becomes your ordeal
 

The best way of describing a woman is to use a ball.

When a woman is 18, she is a football - 22 men going after her.
When she is 28, she is a hockey ball - 8 men after her.
When she is 38, she is a golf ball  - 1 man after her.
When she is 48, she is a Ping-Pong ball - 2 men pushing to each other.

What woman think about sex

At age 8 ignore it.
At age 18 experience it.
At age 28 look for it.
At age 38 ask for it.
At age 48 beg for it.
At age 58 pay for it.
At age 68 pray for it.
At age 78 forget it!

MAN

The best way of describing a man is to compare him to fruits.
At 20 - A man is like a coconut; so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian; dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a water-melon; big, round & juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange; the season comes once in a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin; dried out, wrinkled & cheap.

Man's sexual stages

At 20s thrice weekly
At 30s tries weekly
At 40s tries weakly
At 50s tries & tries
At 60s tries& cries
At 70s  tries & dies!

A Chinese saying:

"When someone shares with you something of value and you derive benefit from it, you have the obligation to share it with others".
 

Nancy Poh Shares
greenbeings@mail2malaysia.com