Teenage Daughters

There's an Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman all talking about their teenage
daughters. The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other
day and found a packet of cigarettes.  I didn't even know she smoked".

The Scotsman says  "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the
other day when I came across a full bottle of  Vodka.  I was really shocked
as I didn't even know she drank".

The the Irishman speaks up. "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I
was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found a packet of
condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a  penis".