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The Mouse
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The first mouse
says, "I'm so tough I break into the cupboard just to
eat the rat poison." He slams down his tequila and looks at the
second
mouse.
The second mouse replies, "That's
nothing. I'm so tough I run through a
mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back & benchpress the killer
springed trapwire." He slams down his tequila and looks at the third
mouse.
The third mouse slams down his tequila,
slides off his stool and begins
walking away from the bar. The other mice scream, "Hey, Softy, where
do
you think you're going?!! " The third mouse replies, "Home to
shag the
cat." |
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