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MOOSE
HUNTING
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Two
hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they
came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose
costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to
hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot
it. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their
costume, and began to give the moose love call.
Before
long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest
and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in
front said, "Okay, let’s get out and get him."
After a
moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted,
"The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?"
The guy
in the front said, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but
you'd better brace yourself."
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