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$200 To Have
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John and his wife
Mary were having a shower together when the doorbell rang. Mary heard the
bell, got out of the shower, wrapped a towel around her, went downstairs,
and opened the door.
Their neighbour Charlie looked at her from the doorway and said, "Oh,
I see that I got you out of the shower. Sorry about that."
"That's all right," Mary said, "What do you want?"
"Not too much... my goodness you have beautiful skin. It's so pink
from the shower. Mary, if I was to give you a hundred pounds, would you
remove the towel from your upper body?"
Mary thought about it for a minute, figured why not for a hundred pounds,
and then removed the towel from her breasts.
"Wow", Charlie exclaimed, "they are truly beautiful.
Listen, for another hundred pounds would you consider taking the towel all
the way off?"
Why not, Mary thought, that's a lot of money, and she dropped the towel
completely to the floor.
Charlie had a good look, complimented her again on her fine looking body,
reached into his pocket, took out two hundred pounds, gave it to her and
left.
As she got back upstairs and was getting back into the shower, John asked
her who was at the door.
"Just Charlie", she said,as she started to rub his back.
"Charlie eh", said John, "Did he give you the two hundred
pounds he owed me?"
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