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Men of the Cloth |
A pastor explained
to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra money,
so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He
offered that whoever gave the most would be able to pick three
hymns. After the offering plates were passed about the church, the
pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had graciously offered a
$1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his
joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the
person who placed the money in the plate.
A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady in the
back of the church shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her
to come to the front, so she slowly she made her way towards him.
The pastor told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much, and
in thanks he asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation. She pointed
to the three most handsome men in the church and said,
"I'll take him and him and him."
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