Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping
sound.
The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at him questioningly.
"That's my pager," he says.
"I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his
ear.
When he finishes he explains, "That's
my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech
but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive.
He steps out of the sauna and goes to the
toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his
ass.
The others raised their eyebrows and said,
"Wow! What's that?"
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains. |
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