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Ghosts
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is
giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel
for his audience, he asks:
"How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90
students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever
seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this
seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15
students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched
a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor
is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step
back, and says,
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no
one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama)
replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to
the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to
have sex with a Ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? I thought you said
'goats.'"
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