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3 men died and were on their way to heaven. When they reach the gate to heaven, the gatekeeper told them that he could only allow one of them to go in as there was no more vacancy. So the gatekeeper said, ”The one who had the most tragic death will be allowed into heaven.” The gatekeeper went to the first man and asked him, ”How did u die?”. The first man replied, ”Well I was on my way home after a long tiring day. I lived on the 25th floor of this new block which has 30 floors. I opened the door and entered my house. As I stepped into the bedroom, I found my wife alone naked in bed with man’s clothing all over the floor. I even found a piece of used condom under the bed. I asked her whom she has been sleeping with but she wouldn’t respond. So I searched the whole house to see where the man was hiding. I can think of nothing else but killing the man who slept with my wife. As I was ransacking the house, I noticed a pair of hands hanging onto the railing at my balcony. I rushed out to the balcony and saw the man dangling from the 25th floor. I couldn’t control my temper anymore and started pounding on his hand hoping that he will let go and fall all the way down to his death. I pounded and pounded but he wouldn’t let go of the railing. I rushed to the kitchen, grabbed a hammer and started hammering his hand. Finally, he let go of the railing and fall all the way down. But he didn’t die as he landed on some very thick bushes. When I saw that he was still alive, I went to the kitchen and started pushing my fridge towards the balcony. I managed to push the fridge over the balcony and it landed on the man thus killing him instantly. I confronted my wife and as we were arguing, I had a heart attack and died on the spot. And that was how I died……….”. The gatekeeper replied, ”What a tragedy…….” The gatekeeper then went to the second man and asked him, ”How did u die?”. The second man replied, “I lived on the 26th floor of a new block which has 30 floors. I was doing some light exercises in my balcony when I suddenly fell over. I managed to hang on to the railing of my neighbour below. I shouted for help and was hanging on for my dear life. Suddenly, I saw a man rushed out. I thought for sure I was going to be rescued. Instead, the asshole started pounding on my hand repeatedly. I endured the pain and refused to let go. The asshole took a hammer and started hammering my hand. I couldn’t endure any longer and released my grip on the railing. I fell all the way down but I didn’t die as I landed on some bushes. Just when I thought the worst was over, I saw this fridge come falling out of the sky. The fridge landed on me thus killing me instantly. And that was how I died………” The gatekeeper replies, “What a tragedy………” The gatekeeper then went to the third man and
asked him, ”How did u die?”. The third man replied, “I was hiding naked
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