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What The Famous Have To Say |
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Women
might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--
Sharon Stone
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�Women complain about pre-menstrual syndrome,
but I think of it as the only time of the month
that I can be myself."
-- Roseanne
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"Women need a reason to have
sex. Men just need a place."
-- Billy Crystal
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"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's
reading."
--
Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple
Computers)
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"My
mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
-- Jack Nicholson
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"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
-- Tiger Woods
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"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like
and just give her a house."
-- Rod Stewart
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"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?"
-- Dustin Hoffman |
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"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in
front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say
that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
-- Robert De Niro
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"Clinton lied.
A
man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
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Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
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"Ah, yes, divorce, from the
Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
-- Robin Williams
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough
blood to run one at a time."
-- Robin Williams
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