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Facts of life
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy |
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. |
| GENERAL
EQUATIONS & STATISTICS |
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A woman worries
about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. |
A successful man is
one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
To be happy with a
man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all. |
Married men live
longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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| Any married man
should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the
same thing. |
Men wake up as
good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night. |
A woman marries a
man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. |
A woman has the
last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument. |
| There are 2 times
when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after
marriage. |
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