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DOCTOR |
A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills. |
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BOSS |
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. |
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TEARS |
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine
power.
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ATOMIC BOMB |
An invention to end all inventions. |
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RUMOUR |
News that travels more than the speed of sound. |
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CLASSIC |
A
book which people praise, but do not read. |
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DICTIONARY |
The only place where divorce comes before marriage. |
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MARRIAGE |
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains
her master. |
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FATHER |
A banker provided by nature. |
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POLITICIAN |
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. |
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SMILE |
A curve that can set a lot of things straight. |
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OPTIMIST |
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. |
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DIPLOMAT |
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look
forward to the trip. |
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ETC |
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. |
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OFFICE |
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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COMMITTEE |
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing
can be done together. |
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IT PROFESSIONAL |
One who is paid for sending and receiving such Emails! |
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