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Here's what happened when you date ...
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Caucasian women |
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the
idea. |
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Japanese women |
First date: She's
shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all
Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties
Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her Then she will bid you sayonara as that was her fling before getting married to a Japanese man |
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Malay women |
First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers
Second date: You get to home base with her
Third date: You have to promise her that you are gonna get circumcised. Then
you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole family.
The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three other times as allowed under Muslim law. |
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Chinese women |
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happened
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive but nothing happened too
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realised nothing is going to happen |
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