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Customs
This Chinese man moved into his new home in
Australia. His Aussie
neighbor, being the nice Aussie bloke that he was, decided to make him feel
welcome. He went next door to wish him welcome.
He was shocked to see the Chinese man in his nice backyard chasing
ten
chickens around like mad. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought to
himself.
Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.
The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Chinese man.
When
he looked through his window, he saw the Chinese man urinate into a cup and
drink it. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought to himself. Deciding
he
could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with other stuff.
The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Chinese man.
At
his gate, he saw the Chinese man with his ear pressed against a cow's big
fat butt. He became angry and went up to the Chinese man. "I'm sorry sir, I
want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Chinese customs!"
He yelled in the Chinese man's face. The Chinese man looked confused and
answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken.
These are actually Australian customs. I was told, to become an Australian,
you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit."
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