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The Collection
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A guy is driving
along the freeway in Los Angeles. As he reaches downtown, he finds
himself in the middle of a massive traffic jam that is blocking five
different freeways and sending lines of cars back for miles in all
directions. After a while, he notices a guy walking from car to car,
stopping and talking to people through their car windows.
When the guy reaches him, he rolls down his window and says, "Hey!
What's causing all this delay?"
The guy on the freeway says, "You're not going to believe this, but
O.J. Simpson is sitting down in the middle of the freeway intersection up
there and he is totally distraught. He says there's no way he can
ever pay the $35 million he owes to the Goldman's and the Browns. So he's
threatened to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire if
people don't give him money sufficient enough to cover the cost of the
judgment. So I've taken up a collection to try to end this horrible
traffic jam."
"How much have you gotten so far?"
"About 38 gallons."
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