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Actual Ads found in
the classifieds: |
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT
TUB -- $850/offer |
AMANA WASHER $100.
OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. |
SNOW BLOWER FOR
SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. |
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FREE PUPPIES...PART
GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART DOG |
2 WIRE MESH
BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15 |
TICKLE ME ELMO,
STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1998 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,
EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800 |
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COWS, CALVES NEVER
BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. |
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83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK
-- $2000 |
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STAR WARS JOB OF
THE HUT -- $15 |
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL -
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG |
FREE YORKSHIRE
TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG. |
SOFT & GENITAL
BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE
89 cents |
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85
lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE. |
FULL SIZED
MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL. |
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FREE 1 CAN OF PORK
& BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME. |
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FOR SALE: LEE
MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50 |
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NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED. CALL CHUBBIE |
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BILL'S SEPTIC
CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS" |
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SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA
- FREE CHOPSTICKS |
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE
DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD. |
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HUMMELS - LARGEST
SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!" |
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GET A LITTLE JOHN:
THE TRAVELING URINAL HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER. |
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HARRISBURG POSTAL
EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB |
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GEORGIA PEACHES-
CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb. |
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NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE - SLIGHTLY STAINED |
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FREE: FARM KITTENS.
READY TO EAT. |
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AMERICAN FLAG - 60
STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100 |
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TIRED OF WORKING
FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR. |
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NOTICE: TO THE
PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE
STORAGE: PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED. PUMPKIN MAY BE
RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD. |
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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS-$175. |
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OUR SOFA SEATS THE
WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER. |
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JOINING
NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300. |
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LAWYER SAYS CLIENT
IS NOT THAT GUILTY. |
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER
PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER |
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GROUND BEAST: 99
cents lb. |
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GAS CLOUD CLEARS
OUT TACO BELL. |
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BAR S SLICED
BALOGNA REGULAR OR TASTY SAVE 30 CENTS ON 2 |
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OPEN HOUSE - BODY
SHAPERS TONING SALON- FREE COFFEE & DONUTS |
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KELLOGG'S POT TARTS
- $1.99 box |
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FULLY COOKED
BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb. |
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