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10. "They told me at the blood bank
this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute
power-nap like they raved about in
that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew? Guess I left the top
off the white-out.
You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was
meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard
for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly
specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress.
Are you discriminatory toward people who practise
yoga?"
4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt
me?
I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest
problem."
3. "The coffee machine is
broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in
the wrong pot..."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught
sleeping at your desk...
1. ".....in Jesus' name. Amen."
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