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Malaysia Vs Singapore
Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5
'C's:
1.
Car
2. Condo
3. Credit Card (Gold)
4. Cash
5. Career
The latest is 5 'K's:
1.
Kiasu (scared of losing)
2.
Kiasee (scared of dying)
3.
Kiabor (scared of wife)
4.
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
5.
Kiachenghu (scared of government)
We have been reading about the 5 C's and 5 K's for
Singaporeans, now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia's equivalent:
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Malaysia
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Singapore's "practice" for Simple Living :
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary
That is why "Singapore is solid"! |
Malaysia is in such
a bad
shape because this is Malaysia's "practice" to Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House |
Malaysian Telephone Service Providers and what
they really mean:
010 - ART 900 - Always Repair Telephone
011 - ATUR - Absolutely Terrible and Useless Radiophone
012 - Maxis - Moronic And Xtremely Inferior System
013 - TM Touch - Too Many TMTouch Owners Usually Change Handphones
016 - DiGi 1800 - Don't Invest in Garbage Instruments
017 - ADAM - Always Dropping And Malfunctioning
018 - Mobifon - Most Often Bought In Fake Obnoxious Nightmarkets
019 - CELCOM - Cannot Enjoy Line Clarity on Outgoing Messages
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